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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Musk Denies Ketamine Use Following New York Times Report - Bloomberg.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Astronomers discover a tiny star with a giant planet that should not exist - Earth.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Do they have internet in hell? Most people on here seem like damned souls or demons.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Trump Media Raises $2.32B—Bitcoin Treasury and Big Moves Ahead - Bitcoin.com News

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

— fri(end)s forever!

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lies of P DLC expansion ‘Overture’ now available - Gematsu

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Poop Transplants Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be - Gizmodo

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thunder clap back behind Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, bench to take Game 2, even NBA Finals with 123-107 win - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)